February 2011
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
nursebieber:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
That Moment When You're Drifting Off To Sleep &...
booyouhoar:
THE KICK
That Awkward moment when the city is under attack...
xwishforyou
“HONEYY” “What?” “Where is my super suit? “WHAT?” “WHERE. IS. MY. SUPER SUIT.”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?”
“IT’S FOR THE GREATER GOOD.”
“I AM THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET.”
“THE PUBLIC IS IN DANGER!”
“MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN.”
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
You go, "Okay, don't look now but that guy in the...
killlshot:
LMFAO
FACT OF THE DAY: Most of the laugh tracks you hear...
Watchsomethingpithy7:
waddupwill:
dazeofthunder:
sweetestdork:
slypeezy:
jerrylltotherescue:
arlenelovesyou:
jupiterstorm:
kaseyisnotw:
ryannxp:
OMFG REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER THIS! BEST. CHILDHOOD. EVER. :’D
<33333333333333333333333333333333
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
TEARS. FALLING FROM MY EYES. LIKE RAIN. I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT GUY.
MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD! OMG!
:”D
...
January 2011
Tumblr, PLEASE bring back the red notification...
pretentious-douchebagg:
theglamorouslife-:
I feel so lost without it.
OMG i thought I was the only one who didn’t have it.
ME TOO I WAS WONDERING WHY THERE WAS NO POSTS…
Those days when you're not talking to someone who...
Like there’s something missing in your life…
valentine's day
expectations: a date with this.
reality: a date with this.
oh excuse me, i meant this:
TOP 10 REASONS TO SMILE
It makes you attractive.
It changes your mood.
It is contagious.
It relieves stress.
It boosts your immune system.
It lowers your blood pressure.
It releases endorphins, natural pain killers and serotonin - natural antidepressant.
It lifts the face and makes you look younger.
It makes you seem successful.
It helps you stay positive.
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
hyliancitizen:
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
lydiaxhuh:
jeilyn:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
Heh , I’m too AWESOME to have one :D
That awkward moment when you throw a grenade at...
damn you bruno!
That moment when you feel like crying but don't...
chazsom3rs:
Then suddenly, someone asks you “are you okay?”
so you go:
karenchivas:
sammywilleatyourbrain:
i feel like i’m losing one of my best friends ): we barely talk now. We used to talk for hours on the phone and be all crazy in school, even when we didn’t see each other. ): I miss her so much.
back to you :’(…seriously
</3 ):
i feel like i’m losing one of my best friends ): we barely talk now. We used to talk for hours on the phone and be all crazy in school, even when we didn’t see each other. ): I miss her so much.
When people tell me "you're looking cute today" at...
respond like
Then i walk off like
but in my head I’m like
Was I ugly yesterday?
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!
liveurlifenotmine:
chillurbananas:
OMG YES. :’(
That awkward moment when homophobes think their...
-lightsareon:
